Accents.


How come whatever you say appear to be songs to my ears? I don’t comprehend. I overheard an American girl ordering pizza pie yesterday and had gotten slightly excited. Is normal? Perform we actually believe that method after experiencing, say, a girl from Manchester buying pizza pie in her colloquial tongue? No, naturally perhaps not. So whatever really you People in america are performing along with your insane oral secret, it must end. Okay?



You love our humour.


Now, I’m not a person to toot my very own horn but as hilarious individuals get, I’m up here. Yes, that will be strictly considering my view, but that’s practically beside the point. When I make bull crap to my pals it is tumbleweed central, just even though we make a ‘bad joke’ (like I’m with the capacity of any such thing) to an American girl, its like i may nicely be Russell Brand. I believe like they ought to crown me Comedy Queen immediately. You merely make a female feel wanted.

Strange brands for normal real things.


Exactly why do you contact trousers, «pants»? What makes chips, «fries»? I believe along these lines point actually such grounds exactly why i am intimately obsessed with United states women, but alternatively just normally preoccupied by all of our variations. We mean… it’s endearing that I however love you even though you have no idea the proper names for things, appropriate?



You are constantly nice.


Usually. I’m a pretty happy chappy. Whoever meets me personally can remark that I’m consistently in a great state of mind (I just actually enjoy life females, ok?). People in the us, however,

entire some other level

. Exactly why are you so happy that you’re regarding the tubing? Moreover, exactly why is it so great available that it’s known as ‘the tube’? I am all to be courteous (and pleased), but even I can’t keep up with your sunshine-y goodness, you beautiful United states females.



Sarcasm.


This option is actually slightly touch and go. Because I LOVE a sarcastic, quick-witted female. And it also just therefore occurs that

every

United states I ever talked to is great at it. (

Though they weren’t I Would Personally nonetheless think it had been adorable in their small accents…

) BACK AGAIN TO THE PURPOSE. These include queens of sarcasm and us Brits love only a little quick wit becoming input our very own place, correct? No? Just me personally? Er…



The L Term.


This show features just about ruined living and I can tell around 60percent of my personal fixation making use of me of a has come using this show. I would actually say

The True L Keyword

had a comparable effect, though I’m mainly making reference to Lauren because she is the lady of my dreams. (… really does she even comprehend exactly how dreamy this woman is?)



ANYWAY. British lesbian television show counterpart is what,

Lip solution

? Frankie = Shane? Nobody can be Shane. Why don’t we end considering we are a lesbian Casanova and contrasting ourselves to Shane… it isn’t sexy.



What about that G-d terrible

Candy Bar Women

that offered UK lesbians these an awful rep for a beneficial several months? The casting was terrible (today, i need to be careful as one of my best gal friends had been on this subject). It simply emphasized exactly how small the London lesbian world is, additionally the distinct diminished dreamy ladies. I understand you can be found Brit dreamboats, where have you been covering?


The L Word

has actually essentially convinced me that one trip to the US lesbian scene could have myself mollycoddled by hot females with sexy accents by using the wrong names for situations. Therefore I consider that my obsession with United states lesbians has come from

The L Keyword

. And that is that.

Have any British dramas developed the same result offshore? Somebody should let me know, tend to be American lesbians as enthusiastic about Brit lesbians?

Publisher’s Note:

Yes.